About

​Welcome​! if you have come to the About Me section, you are probably wondering what was going through my mind when I made this site.

I was part of the whole Rule 34 meme storm that swept the internet a few years back. So, remembering those years, I dedicate this site for my Fleshlight collection, following rule 35. I wanted to share my real experiences on the topic of Fleshlight toys and male sexual pleasure.

My name is Ch​ris Colfer. I have been single for a while now, but I have my collection which keeps me going. Every so often I add to that collection for my adoring readers. That’s right, it is all about you guys. I test these products out so you know what is out there. It saves you from having to invest money in a product that may or may not bring you pleasure. Okay, I admit, it is a fun job, but somebody has to do it. I started this collection since 201​5 and decided it was time to share my knowledge and experience with the world.

On the flip side of things, my personal life is relatively boring. I am kind of that average guy. I play Xbox one, I enjoy surfing when I can. I also cycle and enjoy a good round of Frisbee golf. Not much really to tell there. The only thing that really makes me stand out from those other guys is my Fleshlight toy collection, if you catch my drift. Due to this collection and my advanced study of this fine products, I feel I'm a great fit for the job of reviewing about Fleshlights.

On a serious note, this site is not just about having fun with great sex toys. This site is about information and reviews. I want the people reading to know they can have input from first hand… er light… er you get my drift, experiences. In many cases, the sex toy industry is not regulated. I am not saying that all toys are bad, but it definitely leaves room for questions. Reading my reviews hopefully allows you to make a more informed decision about the thrills you are seeking.

The other factor in my site is money. If you have ever looked at the cost of Fleshlights, well any sex toy really, the prices can get astronomical. However, more expensive does not mean better. I want my readers to know what they are getting into, and the how much bang they are getting for their buck. Did you see what I did there?

Well anyways, that is pretty much all there is to know about me and my obsession with bringing you the highest quality information I can about Fleshlights. My mission is to make sure you are a happy camper and you know where to pitch a tent. After all, there is nothing wrong with enjoying a bit of personal time. Just make sure that you have a good time while doing it. Thank you for being a loyal reader.

​Where to ​Contact Me?

If you'd like to email or contact me, the best way to do it is via my site's ​contact page​. I'm still working to setup my social media accounts. Don't hesitate to reach me if you have any questions! Peace out!